• Twelve: [does something rude]
  • Clara: What, were you raised in a ba--oh right

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(via ysabelfaerie)

“Killed Holmes”

Diary Entry by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, December 1893

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leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s
leda74:

Patrick Troughton: the 1960s

spookygasm:

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

(via cups-of-tea-and-history)

“In the wake of her separation, back in what still isn’t quite The Day, from her then husband, Horst Loeffler, after too many hours indoors with the blinds drawn listening on endless repeat to Stevie Nicks singing “Landslide” on a compilation tape she ignored the rest of, drinking horrible Crown Royal Shirley Temples and chasing them with more grenadine directly from the bottle and going through a bushel per day of Kleenex, Maxine finally allowed her friend Heidi to convince her that a Caribbean cruise would somehow upgrade her mental prognosis.”
— Thomas Pynchon, Bleeding Edge (via talesofpassingtime)

(via fuckyeahthomaspynchon)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Please use the attached file as the logo in my website header.

The file was a crooked cellphone photo of a computer screen where the client had typed the name of their company in Comic Sans using the Vistaprint design-your-own-card function.

garpusstuff:

nonelvis:

garputhefork said: Hey, at least it wasn’t your ex-husband’s tumblr!

Heh, true. (Though that would be difficult, as I have no ex-husband.)

It turns out, though, that I owe Tumblr an apology, as the reason I’ve been “promoted” two posts from people I follow is that both contained the…

LIke it or loathe it, I think ‘promoted’ social media is the way of the future, and getting your feed in strict chronological order is going the way of the dodo. 

Unfortunately, I agree. Which is why I run multiple forms of blocking software, because fuck some marketer’s idea of what I should and should not like.